After our weeklong celebration of fics, it's time to put your guessing hats on for our game. Presenting: Critical Capture 3.0's Guess Who!

Ever read one of the fics that we've posted here and thought, "Hey, that sounds awfully familiar?" Or maybe, "Man, the style's so obvious. And the author's notes!!" Well then, it's your time to shine! Guess away and comment with the title of the fic and the username of the author who you think wrote that amazing piece of literature! Reveals will be on October 2, 2015, so comment with your guesses while you can! :D

Have fun!




☯ guess who ☯
Critical Captures 2015


( Guess Who? )

For: whatthekey
From: bespokenboy

Title: Stars, Hide Your Fires
Rating: PG-13
Length: 6688 words
Summary: The new Head of the Auror Office is the bravest, youngest man to hold the position since Harry Potter himself. Naturally, it's Jongdae's duty to dig up all of Kim Joonmyun's dirty little secrets.

Notes: to my dearest recipient, it was honestly a joy writing for you! this story might not have unfolded the way you had in mind, but if you enjoy reading it just a little bit i would be so glad <33


( Stars, Hide Your Fires )

For: xalfoy
From: coxy132

Title: Hold that Elevator
Rating: PG
Length: 4068 words
Summary: Jongdae is excited to start his new internship at a company he hopes will further his career. He knew that the job would be hard, but he didn’t quite expect this…

Notes: I want to thank my recipient for such a great prompt. I hope that this fic is to your liking. Thanks also go to the mods and to every single reader.


( Hold that Elevator )

For: EVERYONE
From: k_popped

Title: take a bite of my heart tonight
Rating: G
Side Pairing/s: minor Baekhyun/Tao, minor Chanyeol/D.O/Kai
Length: 3100 words
Summary: Junmyeon is an alpha that can have any omega he wants. Jongdae is a beta that only wants him.
Warnings: a/b/o dynamics

Notes: I planned so much more for this but real life and a hundred other exo fests got in the way. I hope you’ll like it though! I tried really hard to make it like the prompt. Title from ‘Animal’ by Neon Trees. Thanks to the prompter, the mods and anyone that reads! <3


( take a bite of my heart tonight )

For: wonderstruckxxx
From: london9calling

Title: The Writer Says I Like You
Rating: PG-13
Length: 11661 words
Summary: Junmyeon is a new actor, Jongdae is a famous idol. When they are cast opposite each other on the show We Got Married they find that a script can only go so far.

Notes: I hope that this story meets your expectations, I really liked the prompt. I have watched We Got Married for years (my guilty pleasure), it was a blast to write a fic based on the show – especially one dealing with the scripted nature of the program.


"Do I look okay?" Junmyeon glanced at his manager, searching for some sort of confirmation that he wouldn't scare his prospective spouse away.
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For: nathalia
From: transsherlock

Title: Since he could not stammer, his hands shook.
Rating: PG-13
Side Pairing/s: Past Xiumin/Chen
Length: 19340 words
Summary: Jongdae teaches Joonmyun that life is not measured by the words you say, but by the actions you take and the songs you write.
Warnings: Smoking. Emotional Abuse. Ableist Language.

Notes: While the prompt requested a curse, I wanted to try writing one that didn’t feature magic. It may be a bit more realistic, but I tried to make it as fairytale-esque as possible. I hope the prompter enjoys it! It also takes place in a setting resembling Britain around the early 1920's, meaning Joonmyun is not a prince but he is part of nobility.


I understand that some of the sentences that Joonmyun makes using sign language may not be entire possible to do or to do very quickly, but for the sake of the story, let's pretend. Also, let's pretend that in this world, at that era, there was no period-typical homophobia


Here is the playlist that I listened to the entire time I wrote this. Its supposed to match the progression of the story.


When he reached the gate, Jongdae swore that he could hear music.
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